Novel Excerpt – Sun on a Rope
Alright, so I’m getting tired of dribbling out one chapter of fiction per week. And let’s face it– you’re anxious to try out that shiny new Kindle you got for Christmas or Hanukkah. So. . . BAM! Now...
View ArticleNovel Excerpt: Frank Got Abducted
Craving more Heaton fiction? Here’s a book about all things funny involving alien abductions. Read it. Digest it. Let the words change your life. Afterwards, go to my Fiction page and “like” me....
View ArticleZombie Short Stories: Sorority Girls, Witch Doctors and Nicotine
[youtube width=”600px” height=”400px”]K1gtLFqiR_0[/youtube] Good news! Three of my short stories were selected for inclusion in a new book, Overrun: A Zombie Short Story Anthology. In the YouTube...
View ArticleNovel: Frank Got Abducted
I’ve just launched Frank Got Abducted, a novel about everything funny involving alien abductions in America’s heartland. Want to learn what crop circles are all about? I explain that. Cattle...
View ArticleLaughter is Better Than Communism
My book of political satire and cartoons is now available in ebook form, so you should download it to correct all of the half-baked propaganda you absorbed in college. I originally launched my...
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